TGWTG - Fighter Card: Benzaie

*These stats are purely biographical and in no way reflect actual gameplay ability.

MvC3-esque stat cards for the members of the TGWTG crew.

To quote ~ChaosD1 himself: "Holy shit, Beary."
...Oh, and I guess Benzaie's here, too.
And I know I said I would try to shy away from just using reviewer's catchphrases for their cards, but... MAN, I just could not pass that up.

*Adds "bears" to the list of animals I can't draw*